Via the Drunk Report.
And some general thoughts on staying alive if you find yourself in a horror film.
5. Don’t read from any books covered in human skin, or which have lain undisturbed under the egyptian sands for the last 3,000 years.
4. Don’t try to bring pets or girlfriends back from the dead. And on a related note, if your friends start growing tentacles, frothing at the mouth or swearing in Latin, leave the room.
3. Don’t go searching in wells, basements, attics, or deserted villages. If you must do so, turn on the lights.
2. Do not open gateways to hell.
1. Never have sex.