Global Warming Causes Everything
A Russian climatologist says global warming played a ‘significant part’ in the crash of Air France flight 447 in the Atlantic a couple of days ago.
If you don’t know, you might as well make something up. Especially if what you are making up might get you some more grant money.
Reading that article reminded me of this list of all the things scientists have so far claimed are caused by global warming. The Earth spins faster. The Earth is slowing down. Widespread floods. Widespread droughts. Maple syrup production down. Maple syrup production up. Mountains breaking up. Mountains getting taller. Farmers getting richer. Farmers getting poorer. Polar bears becoming aggressive.
Well, that settles it for me. Those polar bears have always been so gol darn cute and cuddly before. I just know something’s going on.